Monday, March 30, 2009

Melinda Gates Says Women Are Eternally Insatiable

Maybe you've already heard... in an interview with generic mass media outlet, Bill Gates's beloved wifey mentioned how apple products are banned in the Gates household, and that sure at times she's a little envious of her friends sporting the iphone.

"Every now and then I look at my friends and say, 'Ooh, I wouldn't mind having that iPhone',"

-Melinda Gates


Guys and gals, I believe this is the official, FDA and Pope-approved proof that women might actually really want the moon! With access to the latest tech Bill's little start-up company has to offer, not to mention a few billion dollars in assets, Melinda couldn't resist the lure of the lowly iphone

Thank god we don't have a lasso that can actually reach the moon...

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