Friday, September 18, 2009

Oh By The Way...



I am now officially hotter than ever. Radioactively, that is. Now, should I go with spidey senses or green pecs?

GM's Money Back Guarantee = Me Get Extended Camaro SS Test Drive?

I heard that GM is offering a 60 day money back guarantee on their products. I wonder if I should drive up to the nearest Chevy dealer and ask for the keys to the nearest Camaro SS?

There's GOTTA be a catch there, somewhere... right? Well, I guess I better start googling for the nearest drag strip then :)~

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Here Kitty Kitty Kitty...

BMW recently quit F1 to work on the hybrid thingie. They say quitters never win, but I think this is an excellent counterexample.


Eat that, you non-quitter-winners! I mean seriously, the specs call for a diesel-electric hybrid capable of 155mph governed top speed, better-than-Prius fuel consumption rate and a 0.22 drag coefficient that's "developed with know-how from Formula 1". Here's the official press release/cool pics gallery.

I was slightly appalled that the brunette was blurred out in one of those press photos. What, you took an entire person out of the depth of field just so we'll focus on that sweet sweet car? Never!

Oh wait... she's in focus in the other photos. My bad, yo.

But I am sure you'll agree, this car raises more question than she answers. Why does she look like a pissed-off kitty, with her ears high and eyes glaring? How many vital organs do I have to sell on the black/grey/transparent market to get one of these? Why wasn't there a redhead? BMW, inquiring minds want to know!