Watching Juno And Operating Heavy Machinery...

... should be considered a potentially lethal combination. Case in point, over the weekend I had a mini movie marathon with a few good friends. It was late, past midnight even. Definitely way past our bedtimes. We had just finished Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Juno was on, and chips and assorted junk foods flowing freely all around.

"I am thirsty" I declared. "Where's closest 2 liter coke?"

"Lying on the floor by your recliner, pointing approximately due north" answered the retarded friend host.

I struggle to get up from the couch potato position. I reached around, over and under and found the bottle.

"Hey it's almost empty, mind if I chug it?" I asked the friendly host.

"Sure, knock yourself out."

So as Juno tried to get her hamburger phone to work, I started to untwist the cap to the coke bottle. Then suddenly, I hear a loud noise consisting of BOING and THUMP. A few milliseconds after, I felt a sharp pain in my right eye. The white cap was no where to be found.

Apparently, there was still enough coke in the bottle that when physically shaken, generated enough compressed CO2 to make the bottle cap into a make shift paintball gun. My face, and my right eyeball just happened to be in the way.

"Oh shit, did you just shoot yourself in the eye with the coke bottle cap?" asked the hosting friend.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, brings new meaning to bust a cap in your ass!" said another friend as he laughed and pointed.

Ouch.