Alright... guys & gals, giants and midgets (oh sorry - monsters and little people), barely alive to barely legal - of my local high speed internet service area... PUT. THE. PORN. DOWN.
Apparently there's so much internet traffic in my area, the coyote finally caught my "high-speed" roadrunner. Yep, he tore that roadrunner limb-from-limb before eating him, feathers and all. We're talking close to dial-up speed on a 7mb connection. That just ain't right.
Folks, at the very least try to download your porn at non-peak hours, mmmkay? That way I can actually check emails, scour Craigslist for deals on guitar amps and catch cool youtube clips when I get home.
Your consideration is greatly appreciated :)
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